UnNews Audio: Finnish and Dutch accents needed. Computer voice welcomed.

[reddragdiva]

Uncyclopedia UnNews has been doing lots of audio versions. There's also plans for a regular podcast.

I'd like to do an audio version of voice chat. I need someone with a Finnish accent to play the Nokia engineer and I need someone with a Dutch accent to play the Philips marketer. There are several Dutch readers of this journal (please volunteer below), but is there anyone who's Finnish or knows someone who is who could do the voice? Finnish-speaking ideal, Finland-Swedish nearly ideal. Your help is welcomed. I might try getting a computer voice (Festival or similar) for the txt spk user.

I'll probably nick redcountess's new Bluetooth headset for my recording — that's about the best microphone to hand. (arkady will get an SM-58 some time, but not that soon.) For the other people's recordings, WAV files are fine, WAV files over a phone are fine. Crappy recording quality can easily be beaten into sounding like a phone.