HOLLYWOODLAND, The Weekend That Never Ends (U! News) — Britney Spears has teamed up with Paris Hilton to produce a new line in designer-label pubic wigs. The range was released to an enthusiastic crowd of paparazzi outside the Viper Room on Saturday night and marketed through celebrity blogs across teh intarweb.
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"Yah," said Miss Hilton, the well-known heiress and celebrity nudist, while smoking a cigarette in each hand. "Celebratin' yer body is, uh ... yeah. Good! Good. ... Got any blow? HEY ASSHOLE, GET ME MY FUCKIN' COKE AND GET IT TO ME NOW! Sorry 'bout that ... you were sayin'?"
When asked about her recently dumped husband, Miss Spears promptly produced conclusive medical evidence that she had in fact been in a persistent vegetative state for the past two years and hence was incontrovertibly not legally responsible in any way whatsoever for any actions, apparent words or spontaneous muscular twitches that might have appeared to resemble a domestic relationship in that time.
- Bustin' Pimperlake "For the love of God, don't click this link!!". Mouseketeer Monthly, November 30, 2006
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