Pregnancy XKCD.

[reddragdiva]

arkady to me just now: "sudo fried egg sandwich?"

Comments

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

"arkady not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported."

[reddragdiva]

Arkady's opinion differs on this point ...

[arkady.livejournal.com]

arkady had damned well better be in sudoers file!!

[reddragdiva]

xyzzy: Reply hazy, please try again later

[maxcelcat]

Now that's just nerdy!

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

If only I had *that* version of the sudo package installed here...

[hellsop.livejournal.com]

Would you settle for wheel group? Maybe the household's more BSDish than you thought...

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Time for the "fried egg sandwich: command not found" gambit.

[reddragdiva]

+ + + OUT OF EGGS + + + REDO FROM START + + +

[arkady.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately PWP (Pregnant Woman's Privilege) did not work on this occasion and I had to make my own. :-/

[flavius-m.livejournal.com]

you... geeks! :P

at least it wasn't, in the old tradition, anchovies and strawberry sandwich....

NMI! NMI!

[vatine]

Uh-oh. I hope you found a frying pan, some eggs and some decent bread, quick...

[velvet-wood.livejournal.com]

sudo fried egg sandwich -r|trip to the store -NOW_DAMNIT

[reddragdiva]

Thankfully there are no 24-hour stores that I know of around our house ...

And now she's proven she can make her own damn fried egg sammich. MUWAHAHAHAHA.

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

...with chili sauce and chutney?

[velvet-wood.livejournal.com]

But now, you can enjoy the privilege of "Never Letting Him Forget It". Every mother should have at least one thing like that. Those of us with rather remarkably good males have to really look for them, too. Mine refused to take a cab to get me guacamoli from across town at three in the morning when the restaurant I wanted it from was closed while I was pregnant... the rat bastard. ;) That's the best I ever got, really. All other discomforts and inconveniences were caused by either the baby or my gallbladder, and not him. Bizzare.

Of course, I couldn't have asked him to make me anything that required cooking, because I'm fairly sure he would have ended up burning the house down, and certain he wouldn't have produced anything edible, so this may have some connection to his pristine record.