We'll film ourselves in history and chrome.

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• Getting Gollum out of the goddamned box. We may try the hairdryer this evening.

• Things I love about Britain.

• "Did you get furries to design that logo, or what?"

B-Movie was a Top Night. redcountess had to bail again, this time not due to the no-longer-lupus but ... a virus. Meh! So it was myself and arkady. To minimise stress and nervous tension, I dressed in a more manly manner, involving PVC trousers and the poet's shirt. This also obviated doing my nails on the tube or makeup at the pub. Arkady ... well. Anyone who spoke to her chest on Friday will understand why I am never letting her get below 55kg again. And I have no intention of going above 95kg. Photos.

Valentine's Day was divided into evening and morning with the Girlfriend, afternoon and evening with the Wife. Both were lovely, thank you.