A song.

[reddragdiva]

If I had a penis
I'd penis in the morning
I'd penis in the evening
All over this land
I'd penis out danger
I'd penis out a warning
I'd penis out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

If I had a dinger
I'd ding it in the morning
I'd ding it in the evening
All over this land
I'd dinger out danger
I'd dinger out a warning
I'd dinger out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

If I had a yodel
I'd yodel in the morning
I'd yodel in the evening
All over this land
I'd yodel danger
I'd yodel a warning
I'd yodel love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

Well I've got a penis
And I've got a dinger
And I've got a yodel to yell
All over this land
It's the penis of justice
It's the dinger of freedom
It's the yodel of love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

It can't be coincidence this works so well.

Comments

[shadowdaddy.livejournal.com]

I hit "refresh" for that?!?!?!?!

[baljemmett.livejournal.com]

Well I liked it. But then, my penis does need some exercise...

[poggs.livejournal.com]

In the pub I ate lunch in, this song was playing.

I'm SO glad I read your LJ post after I'd got back.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

What a let down. I thought there was a photo of a penis at the end of that song.

[secretlondon.livejournal.com]

I presume you wrote this as I can't imagine you saw it online somewhere and thought "God that's so good I need to stick it in my journal!"