The St. Father's Day Massacre.

[reddragdiva]

• Nasal elephant fisting.

• Simple writing wins.

• Urban camouflage.

• Corporate psychedelia.

Freda somehow got me a card wallet covered in skulls and crossbones for Father's Day! And wrote me a card! With some assistance, apparently.

I have spent much of today asleep. I needed it.

bmovie pics from last week up. Usual policy.

At the Conservative Club around the corner, there's a bad Elvis disco in progress.

Comments

[secretlondon.livejournal.com]

Eew - you have a local conservative club.. The nearest thing we have round here is the Conservatives "shop" in West Norwood. I remember glaring at it as I went past on the bus when I used to live round there. (*)

(* Despite my giving it the evil eye they seem to have ended up in coalition with the Lib Dems in Lambeth last time round, and Southwark this time. I need to work on my jinxing)

[frou-frou.livejournal.com]

Happy father's day darling! I'm sure that Freda's writing will improve...err, hopefully.

They perform a valuable function in society

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Should you ever doubt the essential rightness of being a Goth (or I'm-not-a-Goth, which is essentially the same thing), visit a Conservative Club.

If you visit your local CC tonight, feel free to tell me which is sadder: dim twenty-somethings bpopping to a bad Elvis impersonation, or the committee members (who were young-ish when the real thing was performing and probably still remember) joining in?

[rosefox]

The simple writing paper won an Ig Nobel in 2006.

[strangedave.livejournal.com]

Apparently the elephant digestive system is so inefficient that eating their own crap for a second pass through is regular elephant behaviour. Either that, or its a whole species of filthy coprophilic perverts. The nasal fisting, of course, is just for fun.

I'd read about Todd Lapins van before, and it is wholly admirable and tempting if I ever had need for a big van.