What have I done to deserve this?

[reddragdiva]

• I understand this was an internal production for amusement purposes. It's the suit that gets me.

• Learn to draw.

• Is there anything BitTorrent can't do?

I'm feeling a lot better today — coughing up gobbets of slime in the morning, but on track for B-Movie on Friday and gin and whores on Saturday. So!

[Poll #1068420]

And I don't expect anyone will, but if anyone has a Fuji F30 or F31 I could borrow, I would be most grateful.

Our washing machine has just broken, literally two weeks out of full warranty. I am deeply unimpressed.

Comments

[steer.livejournal.com]

This training video is another MS sales classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmEvPZUdAVI

[damned-colonial.livejournal.com]

Can't believe I'm saying it, but: Steve Ballmer FTW!

[damned-colonial.livejournal.com]

Oh god, I couldn't get through that. Too, too awful.

[steer.livejournal.com]

It is genuinely a product of its time. Like Wham and the global aids epidemic.

[ruthi.livejournal.com]

It - it says they used to beta-test products *before* selling them!

[steer.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, but that claim is to be understood in the context of marketting claims for example "Craven A will not harm your throat" or "Microsoft Works". I think this is beta test in the sense of "Hey guys, hadn't we betta test this before release?"

[reddragdiva]

"Betta testing" means they throw it to the fisheeez.

[thekumquat.livejournal.com]

They don't call bettas Siamese Fighting Fish for nothing....

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Saturday sounds interesting.

[guerillamagilla.livejournal.com]

DevelopersDevelopersDevelopersDevelopersDevelopersDevelopersDevelopersDevelopersDevelopersDevelopersDevelopersDevelopersDevelopersDevelopersDevelopersDevelopers

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

Mushroom mushroom

[reddragdiva]

It's a GAAAAATES! It's a GAAAAATES!

[redcountess]

Yeah, that was pretty much my reaction too :)

[redcountess]

It's actually a friend's birthday in the city at an old gin palace whose name escapes me atm :)

[kits-the-dm.livejournal.com]

we has a spare washing machine, but you'd have to ship it from Aus.

[evilpaul.livejournal.com]

I love the "BitTorrent Brings Evil Villain Back from the Dead" link.

Oh the irony, the fourth-wall-breaking irony.

NAPSTER BAAAAD!