I hope you're planning on chewing on the shattered remains of the bottle once you've downed it... You're doomed to failure otherwise, I reckon.

As a random Tom Waits-related aside, the other night I found myself humming Blue Oyster Cult's Veteran of the Psychic Wars, looked it up on Wikipedia for a giggle and stumbled across the Bridge School Benefit for the first time. Last year appears to have featured Metallica and Tom Waits, amongst assorted other goodness and eye candy, so obviously I spent far too long watching YouTube clips of the event. Worth a look if you're a fan.