White wedding.

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• The Sexist Presentation Bingo Card by damned_colonial.

• Second World tells First World to just bugger off thanks there's a good chap.

• "So well done, Microsoft! You've released a browser that deletes a system file it shouldn't even LOOK at! That's true creativity, that is. Who wouldn't think that a piece of software designed for looking at web pages might be deleting boot files even before it's told to load and run?"

• Please place all webmonkies who think trusted clients work in protective straightjacket custody.

• NotN: Fielding annoyed by "scientists" disagreeing with him; Microsoft Bob Hope and IE8 tighten their grip.

Visited nyecamden for a date last night. He cooked steak (rare), with a salad and incredibly nice bread. It was RIDICULOUSLY good. And Cherry Garcia frozen yoghurt with strawberries for afters. OH MY GOD.

Something that had never occurred to me: sliced strawberries in the steak salad. Very sweet, but just the thing in sparing quantities.

This morning and early afternoon we went shopping. Got an office chair for him and a £70 LCD monitor with a scratch from CEX. Morgan has nice ones for a bit over a hundred, but CEX won this bout. (Morgan also has some nice cheap netbooks in stock, £150-200. Worth checking.) The monitor mostly just works on his Eee 701, just not very smoothly at all. I also got some solder, a tiny T5 Torx and a cable from Craplin.

Came home dying of plant bukkake, tree spaff being sprayed directly into my eyes and up my nose. I have taken lots of every drug imaginable. I haven't yet snorted tabasco again, but I'm getting damn close.

Madam has been sighted! Someone called saying they'd seen her down the road in the past few days. I also called out "MADAM!" this evening and Freda imitated me, calling "Ma'am!"