"And having lost your head, you left the lady's body in the bungalow."

[reddragdiva]

Stolen from steer, for those who love a friends list full of quizzes almost as much as I do.

[Poll #139983]

Comments

[azekeil.livejournal.com]

Aah, I see the sneaky first question ;)

And, is the second one a euphemism?

Very droll with the last.

[hellsop.livejournal.com]

friccaseeing is better. But rabbit's okay boiled in broth.

[steer.livejournal.com]

Of course I didn't realise that I wanted to sleep with you until I filled in the LJ compatibility test. In fact, I still don't consciously. But you know, computers never lie... do they?

[flickgc.livejournal.com]

I too am confused by the second question...

Ah, it's far too long since I did this type of poll, I should have another one...

[sneerpout.livejournal.com]

I too am confused by the second question

Ah - I understand. You're thinking it's some kind of Australian version of cottupy, aren't you?

It isn't. Cottupy involves a lot more finesse and far stronger abdominal muscles.

[reddragdiva]

"Of course they don't," said the BOFH.

[flickgc.livejournal.com]

I was assuming that it involved some variation on couuupy, yes.

If it doesn't, then I don't think I'm interested in having sex with him...

[flickgc.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry - obviously I meant cottupy, rather than couuupy.

I appologise for even suggesting couuupy in public.

Re:

[sneerpout.livejournal.com]

I was just wondering what couuupy entailed, and where I could learn how to do it....

[flickgc.livejournal.com]

I thought couuupy was the technical term for the thing that doja35 was talking about.. you know, with the Marks&Spencer home furnishings...

[sneerpout.livejournal.com]

I'm shocked!

Shall we stop spamming Diva's journal now, and take our filth to Trillian?

[flickgc.livejournal.com]

Well, quite! Hence my appology for mentioning it!

Well, we could... but then he'll be left being all curios about what cottupy is... Actually, yeah - good plan!

[steer.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... 25% of the polled people want to sleep with you. If this pattern is repeated over the entire country, I forsee death by dehydration before you satisfy them all.

[phelyan.livejournal.com]

Well, I just clicked 'Yes' because I'm a guy and, were I single, would sleep with everything with legs (legs optional). ;)

[sbp.livejournal.com]

Think Glenn Close....

[flickgc.livejournal.com]

Yes, sorry - I got it.

Only took me half an hour....

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

There's no option for 'the alley behind [insert goth club here]' on the last question... surely some mistake?

[arkady.livejournal.com]

OK, answering that you'd have sex with yourself - yes, that is do-able. Kind of. But your answer to the second question suggests you consider yourself a psychotic bunny-boiler!

Hmm. Glad I don't have a pet rabbit....

[reddragdiva]

But you know the fruit of my loins is only for youuuu. And childeric. ... and redcountess. And arkady. And, yeah, you're right. But I mean every damn one of them.

[reddragdiva]

Well, ever since they put the 'one person per cubicle' signs up at Slimelight ...

Although I do plan to be there next Saturday. In the miniskirt. Tarting like the scarlet hooer I am.

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

Friday's the night for miniskirted tarting - it's the Perversion fetish night thing. I shall be at that one...

Which reminds me, I might well be in London that weekend. Shall I bring that RAM and hook up with you in the Dev on Saturday perhaps?

[reddragdiva]

I was about to email you and suggest a swap by post, actually. Probably more reliable than a pub meet, knowing my idea of scheduling ...

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

Don't ever post anything valuable, breakable, or, well, anything, into Milton Keynes. Really. The postal service here is unusually incompetent and/or outright nasty. We had two postmen prosecuted a couple of years ago for throwing everyone's mail in the canal on days they got bored. Apparently they'd been doing it for years before they got caught - which only happened because the police were dredging for a body...

I'm happy to throw these ones into a Jiffy bag and post them to you if you'd prefer that though. We can figure out the bit in the other direction once we know these ones work for you - it's not like I have a burning need for the extra RAM.

[reddragdiva]

That would be most l33t. Email on its way :-)

[reddragdiva]

That can be our new curse. "Psychotic bunny boiler."