"Perhaps NTL sucks with such force that it makes Mercury go backwards all by itself."

[reddragdiva]

Today I set up redcountess's X to recognise the scroll wheel on the optical mouse (which is 'l33t3r 'cos it's a black one) and helped arkady fill in a doctor's questionnaire. I discovered that basmati rice is unspeakably good with my tuna tomato sauce that's normally meant for pasta. I had two fifteen-minute sessions on the Office Stairmaster (up and down sixteen floors), and increasing my heart rate and metabolism in this manner actually seemed to help keep my brain from falling out of my head with boredom. Then twenty minutes' walk from Knightsbridge to Green Park 'cos the Picc was fucked, of course. I made a new icon. It's been a good day.