"If you're doing data entry and not jerking off five times a day, you're probably dead."

[reddragdiva]

I started using the above quote the first time I worked data entry, in 1997. (Not the ridiculously-paid audio typing, just per-hour temping.) I'm sure the concept it expresses isn't original. But unless someone can point me at the source, I HEREBY CLAIM FOR PURPOSES OF ATTRIBUTION that precise wording.

Comments

[drzero.livejournal.com]

Personally, I love the usericon you're using. For those of you with small monitors or sight problems, "The Last Thing He Needs Is A Noel Coward Lyric"

Gold. Absolute Gold.

Huh.

[grumpy-sysadmin.livejournal.com]

I think five times a day would give me a rash...

Re: Huh.

[hellsop.livejournal.com]

Callouses. *shiver*

[tamaranth.livejournal.com]

er, just as a matter of interest, why are you claiming this wording? Are you marketing on-line porn or something?

[blaadyblah.livejournal.com]

And *increase* the risk of RSI?

;)

[reddragdiva]

Because it's such a pithy summation of the Human Condition and shows that I am shirley a Litt'ry Sooopergenius.

[benton.livejournal.com]

I remember being able to jerk off five times a day. =(