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On my winter non-vacation, I woke up. I read my mail and LiveJournal. I attempted to kill [livejournal.com profile] redcountess with a sausages, bacon, egg and mushroom-induced heart attack. Then I went down the street for a torch, got the ladder out the garage and opened the manhole to the crawlspace to try to work out where the HELL the smell of mould, with a faint overtone of rotting flesh, is coming from.

The flat has a nicely fitted-out crawlspace, verging on an attic. There's some flooring, two lightbulbs and ridiculous quantities of broken furniture. I'm suspecting water has gotten into the furniture. The rotting meat smell may be an unfortunate pigeon or similar. However, I'm not keen to get in there and investigate for myself, as the ladder isn't tall enough and I don't feel like going through contortions getting up and worse ones getting back down.

So. What does one do in this situation? There was no smell Thursday morning, then vile and verging on the unlivable in the evening; less so Friday and today. I would say "fuck it, it's a rental" except it's horrible. [livejournal.com profile] arkady has offered to investigate herself (she's a lot smaller and lighter than me), but is unlikely to be over in the next couple of days. If it continues I'll hassle the agent. But I was wondering if any of you had suffered something similar in a rental property.

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Date: 2004-02-07 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] girfan.livejournal.com
We had a rat under our floorboards at 465, that died directly under our water heater. The exterminator was unable to reach said body to remove, so sprinkled some stuff on it to mask the decaying smell.


All 3 floors had that delightful "stench" all through winter that year (too cold to leave windows open).


Landlady lived in the US, no rental agent. We just had to deal.

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Date: 2004-02-07 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladykathryn.livejournal.com
Well, I've not suffered it, but one time when we really, really detested the landlady (she was pretty horrible!) my sister shoved fish-sauce coated chicken legs (raw) into the heating ducts, right before we moved out of course.
Revenge is sometimes not sweet, but stinky and smells of maggots. All. Summer. Long.

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Date: 2004-02-07 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladykathryn.livejournal.com
Well, you did DSOTGYR THERE CRETIVITIY!!!elvene!!!

That whole thing is absolutely cracking me up, still. Good god, people! Get the fuck over yourselves! (On both sides of the debate.)

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Date: 2004-02-07 08:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grumpy-sysadmin.livejournal.com
!!!elvene!!!
Yes! Genius! You've truly taken it to the next level.

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Date: 2004-02-07 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frou-frou.livejournal.com
I did read something (http://www.bangedup.com/news/news010804.htm) recently about someone who investigated a rotting smell and found a corpse in their attic....

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Date: 2004-02-07 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arkady.livejournal.com
The smell has only been there for about three days; if it were a corpse, it would have been stashed there some time in the past week - I think Liz and Diva would have noticed someone sneaking in to stash a body in the attic! ;-)

Besides, I've smelt a rotting corpse before. It's not the sort of smell you'd forget in a hurry. This smell isn't quite the same, so I suspect a dead pidgeon or squirrel....

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Date: 2004-02-07 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frou-frou.livejournal.com
this is quite true....rotting human flesh is umm, somewhat distinctive. good news on the 'what's in the attic?' front though :)

I think Liz and Diva would have noticed

Date: 2004-02-07 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loosechanj.livejournal.com
Especially if it were one of Diva's lusers.

Link above is not work safe

Date: 2004-02-07 05:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ciphergoth.livejournal.com
Not that anyone should be at work on a Saturday, but anyway, it leads to a porn site with a new section. Here's the same story in the Miami Herald (http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/2004/01/08/news/state/7656439.htm).

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Date: 2004-02-07 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arkady.livejournal.com
Um... I'm at work, and have been since 7:30am this morning....

Fortunately there are no managers in today. ;-)

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Date: 2004-02-07 10:57 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] vatine
I, too, am (alas) at work. Emergency "head into the office and smack kit around" session soon finished.

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Date: 2004-02-07 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frou-frou.livejournal.com
hmm, many thanks and great apologies. not sure how I overlooked that but I'm glad you've found an improved location. oops!

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Date: 2004-02-07 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arkady.livejournal.com
I'll come back with you and Liz after the Dev and have a poke around.

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Date: 2004-02-07 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arkady.livejournal.com
I'll be OK. I'm not going to fall over asleep the moment I leave the pub! Besides, the sooner we find out what's causing the smell, the sooner something can be done about it.

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Date: 2004-02-07 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frou-frou.livejournal.com
mmmm, a woman of action! I like you!

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Date: 2004-02-07 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arkady.livejournal.com
Comes of having lived alone for many years, I think! If I'd waited for someone else to do practical things around the house, I'd have been waiting a long time; so I got into the habit of being practical and active a long time ago!

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Date: 2004-02-07 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frou-frou.livejournal.com
I'm with you on that one...living alone definitely encourages self sufficiency! I remember the first time a fuse blew and it was like 'okay, I can call some blokey friend up in the middle of the night and feel totally pathetic or I can suss out how to do it myself'.

never looked back.

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Date: 2004-02-07 06:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steer.livejournal.com
A few years ago I had a strange smell in my flat which came in through the fireplace every time the wind was in a certain direction. I presumed it must be from the basement (which is kind of scrotty) and was blowing up from the fireplace there. After a few complaints to the landlords then, on the third visit, they noticed that the back garden was flooded with sewage. I am on the second floor of a high ceiling building. The people on the ground floor must just have no nose because they didn't notice a thing.

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Date: 2004-02-07 08:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rbarclay.livejournal.com
Yes, I've suffered such. In .at, if the source is on rented space, you'll have to clear it yourself, if the disturbance comes from outside, the landlord has to fix it.

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Date: 2004-02-07 09:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] latexiron.livejournal.com
I attempted to kill redcountess with a sausages, bacon, egg and mushroom-induced heart attack

I did the same to Kjersti, but *** CENSORFED BY KJERSTI ***.

Well, she got breakfast at 16:30, anyhow. And now she's gone back for a bit of a snooze after the rigors of the day (i.e. wake up, set fire alarm off, get in car, go to sleep, get out of car, go to sleep again).

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