I lived in seclusion for a couple of years in a German farmhouse just drinking beer.

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• Plant bukkake index.

• I want you to picture the likely outcome of technophobe users doing the wacky shit Microsoft expects them to do to get their apps to work under SP2. Now imagine said users getting something like said directions in email. Microsoft has actually found a way to use a firewall to make the 0wnz0r3d box problem worse.

• Pr0n is a vitamin. (Courtesy barbedwirekiss.)

Bored stupider. arkady and I went to the Dev last night for a most refreshing pint. They were running an EBM music video night. The state of indushtral music video has advanced not a jot since Doublevision Presents. Nice to see that many decorative people in on a Monday, though.

I've done the intrusive questions about your s*x lives. Now I want you to describe your favourite drug, in loving detail. I shall wax poetic about a goth pub, a good pint of real beer and Gudang Garams. We'll get to you and rock'n'roll later.