reddragdiva: (Default)
[personal profile] reddragdiva

You should probably ask your penis for its opinion. As well as their logical and reasoning abilities, penises are, of course, widely renowned for their careful consideration of important matters, accurate decision-making and sensible and conservative attitude to the possibility of a new partner. Many people do as much of their thinking with their penises as they possibly can.

Update: I have inspired [livejournal.com profile] ins0uciance.

(no subject)

Date: 2004-09-13 07:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phelyan.livejournal.com
Glad I found someone who agrees with me on that...

(no subject)

Date: 2004-09-13 07:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steer.livejournal.com
Given the number of blokes who used to get erections on buses when little you'd have thought, if we really thought with our penises so much, public transport woudl be a lot more popular. I've never got a spontaneous uncaused erection in a car -- not even if it's a really nice car.

(no subject)

Date: 2004-09-13 07:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valkyriekaren.livejournal.com
One of those things that's easier for girls, methinks. We just need to cross our legs in tight jeans and let the vibrations do alllll the work.

(no subject)

Date: 2004-09-13 07:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-unagothae16.livejournal.com
There's some point in this I'm supposed to see isn't there?

It's the first thing I read this morning after my own pointless ramblings.

(no subject)

Date: 2004-09-13 07:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-unagothae16.livejournal.com
Bigger than my head and we all know how big that is don't we?

(no subject)

Date: 2004-09-13 07:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adrasteah.livejournal.com
*snort*

They're well know for their discerning and picky nature ... NOT

(no subject)

Date: 2004-09-13 07:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adrasteah.livejournal.com
Oh, but within one gender there is plenty to be undiscriminating about ...

And I agree, it's not just men.

(no subject)

Date: 2004-09-13 08:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adrasteah.livejournal.com
You know what happens (has happened) now, right? :-)

(no subject)

Date: 2004-09-13 09:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ruthi.livejournal.com
Locked!

(no subject)

Date: 2004-09-13 07:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arkady.livejournal.com
*points and meeps*

(no subject)

Date: 2004-09-13 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arkady.livejournal.com
!!!!

*runs and hides*

Pure and virginal, me....

(no subject)

Date: 2004-09-13 08:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_nicolai_/
I have just had a vision of a prehensile elephant-style penis going searching for pints of lager and filching cigarettes off other people's tables with the occasional letch at a woman in between.
I think I've seen you out on the piss too much :)

(no subject)

Date: 2004-09-13 08:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fluffymormegil.livejournal.com
Not even Harviestoun Schiehallion?

(no subject)

Date: 2004-09-13 08:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arkady.livejournal.com
That's it. I so am not following this thread any further.

Actually, I shouldn't have even read this post in the first place once I realised what the subject matter was.

I so did not need this mental image, thank you!!

*squick*
*squick*

March 2022

S M T W T F S
  12 345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
2728293031  

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags