Remember the silver age of the Web?

Tonight we're going to party like it's 1995. Possibly the worst site ever. (No thanks to Lionel for this one.) You may wish to claw your eyes out before clicking that link, in order to save time.

Best. Computer accessory. Ever.

marnameow sprang to mind immediately.
http://store.frozencpu.com/cgi-bin/frozencpu/cig-01.html

(courtesy deathboy)