Blast patter all over town.

• Just how useless is a chocolate teapot?

• And you thought being dumped via text message was bad.

• A heartwarming customer service rant.

• Can't wait to see the right-wing American bloggers' justifications for this one. (They all seem remarkably quiet on the subject.)

• Like you couldn't guess.

• Possibly the w0rng3st thing ever to happen to Whitby.

• KaZaA-Lite on FreeBSD - includes all extra DLLs. (So much for my hard disk space.) Grab it while it's up.

If I wanted weather like this, I'd have stayed in Australia. I'm trying to remember what I used to do on Saturday afternoons of this sort.

We have booked the wedding: Saturday 12th July, 11:30am, in Walthamstow. If you haven't already indicated an intention to attend, get cracking - the list is filling rapidly (we can cram about thirty to forty into the room). Though we intend to colonise a pub afterwards, so if you're too late you would still be eagerly welcomed there. (And given it's the morning after a B-Movie, it's entirely all right if that's when we see you.) Check the gift registry (and the Be Nice To Liz List).

I haven't been posting much because I haven't been doing much. I may start posting old stuff I still find amusing at some point.