Then sleep arrives. He's got his bags and wares.

• Rats versus hirez.

• Want! (courtesy wechsler)

• Possibly the greatest role-playing game in history. (courtesy vatine)

• Could you please stop posting those fucking Quizilla quizzes. Thank you.

I have no intention of being like the cool kids and giving up drinking or cigarettes, but I do suspect that cutting the caffeine would be a good thing - fifteen espressos (three per mug) each day is probably a bit much. Two cups this morning, no more today. And I'm just fiiine. (thunk) It's a good thing neither cola nor Red Bull contain caffeine.

valkyriekaren has reminded me of the urgent need to drop more gratuitous pseudo-Australianisms into my horribly Anglicised speech pattern. "Joize, mayte, fair crack a' th' black sticky thing!"

We have only the vaguest of plans for the weekend. Apart from Scientologist-bothering tomorrow afternoon. There is the prospect of further fluffymark torture in the evening. Mmm.

By the way ... Hey, redcountess! What's BLACK? And STICKY?