Make the man disappear. Cut my wings and I'll spread my tears.

Jesus goatfucking Christ, if NatWest were any more clueless they'd cause a black hole of stupid to engulf the Bradford area. (Some say this has already ahahaha etc.)

Anyway. We are out of here. Back in a few weeks. No phone, little LJ. Email to fun at velvet dot net will be read at some sort of pace.

arkady is frighteningly pink. I've created a monster. Thank God.