But you can't find your head.

The pimp calls continue to come fast and thick. "I'm in work now, which list did you see me as current on? No, I don't know anyone with [obscure buzzword] experience, sorry kthx BYE." Soon I will be refusing all ID-withheld calls and putting a message on my voicemail saying "Recruiters can just fuck off" in diplomat.

I am told Orange now do a phone which takes two SIMs. I'm amazed this isn't more widely advertised.