Anyone "anyone who'd wear their hair like that."

The three of us were sadly unfit for teqkiller's marvellous flatsoaking, so we spent Saturday at home and cutting hair for summer. redcountess is back to her passport photo length and appears to have turned strawberry blonde when she wasn't looking! arkady now has a very anime looking bob. Very slickable-back. Chicken, wine, mead and Dr Who. And sleep. This is living.

Denby crockery is fantastic stuff and worth every penny. However, it will slowly and stealthily exterminate all untercrockery in an endless ongoing game of crockery conkers. Liz's Whitby mug was chipped by it, and last night it claimed one of the lovely large coffee cups ruthi and oscarhocklee gave us for housewarming. Bah!

Again, I've barely looked at LJ in the past week except Liz and Arkady's journals. If there's anything really important I should have known, do please comment here or email me.

Fog fished and filtered is filling my case book.

Being a genius, I have the Featured Article on Uncyclopedia today: KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand.

The KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand by IKEA is one of the finest, clearest and most popular design examples of self-assembly furniture ever devised. Costs are saved by the assembly not being performed in the factory, and by greatly reduced volumes for shipping and storage by the distributor and retailer. It comes in flat-packs, with instructions that are clear and diagrammatical. You do have to get through IKEA without KILLING EACH OTHER AND EVERYONE AROUND YOU, and WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU THINKING GOING TO IKEA ON A WEEKEND AFTERNOON, but that's a small price to pay for Scandinavian design excellence. Ingvar Kamprad was personally responsible for this one, you know.

Still waiting on Fountainhead Earth getting the votes. You can check my other works of genius at my Uncyclopedia user page.