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CAPAlert spoilers for The Dukes Of Hazzard (2005):

Sexual Immorality (S)

• making out
• dashing off for sex while daddy is gone
• making out in underwear
• adult in underwear, repeatedly, frequent at times
• crotch hit, twice
• dressing to maximize the human form and/or skin exposure, repeatedly
• camera angle to force viewer on private parts, repeatedly
• crude talk of barracks caliber, repeatedly
• inappropriate touch
• barbed wire in crotch
• rear male nudity, twice
• perversion, i.e. wanting sex with a car
• rude gesture
• excessive cleavage, frequent
• homosexual allusion (male face at male crotch, dressed)
• adult in towel only, twice
• sex talk/comments, repeatedly
• sexual invitation
• anatomical talk/references, repeatedly
• crude comments, repeatedly
• sensual posing to entice, repeatedly
• crude behavior
• removal of shirt to entice
• stripping to underwear to entice
• below navel skin, threatening exposure of what follows
• using body/skin to entice, repeatedly
• adults in bed in underwear making out

I love my CAPAlerts.