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CAPAlert spoilers for The Dukes Of Hazzard (2005):

Sexual Immorality (S)

  • making out
  • dashing off for sex while daddy is gone
  • making out in underwear
  • adult in underwear, repeatedly, frequent at times
  • crotch hit, twice
  • dressing to maximize the human form and/or skin exposure, repeatedly
  • camera angle to force viewer on private parts, repeatedly
  • crude talk of barracks caliber, repeatedly
  • inappropriate touch
  • barbed wire in crotch
  • rear male nudity, twice
  • perversion, i.e. wanting sex with a car
  • rude gesture
  • excessive cleavage, frequent
  • homosexual allusion (male face at male crotch, dressed)
  • adult in towel only, twice
  • sex talk/comments, repeatedly
  • sexual invitation
  • anatomical talk/references, repeatedly
  • crude comments, repeatedly
  • sensual posing to entice, repeatedly
  • crude behavior
  • removal of shirt to entice
  • stripping to underwear to entice
  • below navel skin, threatening exposure of what follows
  • using body/skin to entice, repeatedly
  • adults in bed in underwear making out

I love my CAPAlerts.

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Date: 2005-08-07 12:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravenevermore.livejournal.com
Sounds like a fun night out....

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Date: 2005-08-07 12:30 pm (UTC)
vampwillow: Bottom spanking (strap)
From: [personal profile] vampwillow
are you supposed to take this along as a checklist to the cinema and shout 'house' when you've ticked them all off?

nice to see Daisy in there, btw ... ;-P

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Date: 2005-08-07 12:36 pm (UTC)
karen2205: Me with proper sized mug of coffee (Default)
From: [personal profile] karen2205
Sounds rather tame really....

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Date: 2005-08-07 12:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] syringavulgaris.livejournal.com
One wonders what they thought of the TV series.

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Date: 2005-08-07 01:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyzbeth.livejournal.com
Thanks! I don't need to see the movie now :)

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Date: 2005-08-07 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyzbeth.livejournal.com
Hey, I watched the TV show when I was a kid!
...
Er, no, actually, I wasn't planning on it :)

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Date: 2005-08-07 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loosechanj.livejournal.com
There should really be an rss of these.

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Date: 2005-08-07 01:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bar-bar-ella.livejournal.com

Getting caught on barbed wire is a sexually immoral act?

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Date: 2005-08-07 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valkyriekaren.livejournal.com
Presumably only if you enjoy it!

I guess a scene in which someone injures their genitals might make innocent children aware that people have them? Because obviously, kids don't know about that sort of thing.

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Date: 2005-08-07 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adrasteah.livejournal.com
Why do you get them?

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Date: 2005-08-07 05:28 pm (UTC)
wednesday: (Default)
From: [personal profile] wednesday
And it just keeps getting more and more bizarre. Did you see the Wedding Crashers partial?

I keep telling [livejournal.com profile] demiurgent that, dude, CAP Alert guy finally cracked about six months ago. Like, all the way.

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Date: 2005-08-08 09:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dcarson.livejournal.com
Have you seen their take on Sin City (http://www.capalert.com/capreports/sincity.htm)? Absolute zero in every category! Even worse than South Park!

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Date: 2005-08-08 11:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dcarson.livejournal.com
It's a fantastic flick, but it certainly deserved a zero on CAP Alert's OBJECTIVE! scale. It's pretty gruesome.

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Date: 2005-08-07 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valkyriekaren.livejournal.com
Though they seemed to really quite approve of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, which I'd say was probably a more disturbing film!

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Date: 2005-08-07 05:32 pm (UTC)
wednesday: (Default)
From: [personal profile] wednesday
Yes, but children get what's comin' to 'em for sinnin', and it's largely bereft of the things that would really cock the kiddies up. You know, like swearing. Or more than one nut joke.

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Date: 2005-08-07 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steer.livejournal.com
barbed wire in crotch

Does it feel like this the whole time or only when you urinate?

below navel skin, threatening exposure of what follows

What? What? Gah! Now I want to see the film to find out.

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Date: 2005-08-07 03:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mendel.livejournal.com
Is it just me, or does

dashing off for sex while daddy is gone

sort of stand out? "Daddy"?

glimpse into the mind of the author?

Date: 2005-08-07 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valkyriekaren.livejournal.com
Daddy? Daddy? Don't lock me in the cellar, Daddy! Why'd you up and leave me, Daddy?

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Date: 2005-08-07 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] secretlondon.livejournal.com
I'm not sure I can take a site seriously that gives Rocky Horror and Peter Pan the same un-Christian score. (67/100)

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Date: 2005-08-07 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inulro.livejournal.com
Damn. I'd completely forgotten that site existed.

I used to spend hours reading his reviews and laugh myself silly. If I'm ever awake and at home again, I've got a lot of catching up to do.

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Date: 2005-08-08 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] narnee.livejournal.com
dashing off for sex while daddy is gone

Is that somehow worse than dashing off for sex whilst daddy is still there?

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Date: 2005-08-09 08:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparksparkspark.livejournal.com
spoke to you at mel's bbq, added you :)

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Date: 2005-08-09 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poggs.livejournal.com
Wow! A website with 1996 design principles!

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Date: 2005-08-11 07:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pdxgroucho.livejournal.com
barbed wire in crotch???? Man, it's so OLD SCHOOL! We're talking Chaplain and Marx Bro's comedy here!

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Date: 2005-08-12 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pdxgroucho.livejournal.com
Yesterday I shot Daisy Duke in my pajamas... how she got in them, I'll never know . . .