For her lips were the colour of the roses that grew down the river, all bloody and wild.

We get a narnee for Christmas! Now I need to find Chanukah candles. What's a source more convenient than Hendon? (I live in Walthamstow, go through the city and work in Morden.)

More old pics up: Liz and David's first anniversary dinner (11th July 2004) and As You Like It at Shakespeare's Globe (6th August 2004). I should have our April 2004 holiday shots and my April 2003 Whitby shots up in the near future!

I retrieved my old Party Fears from arkady's, and now I have a scanner. MUWAHAHAHAHA.

Gun it once for the hillbillys just to make them shit.

Being 'l33t3r than an 'l33t thing, "Voice Chat" is now my fifth featured article on Uncyclopedia. Four days from creation to feature again! (does 'l33t dance) Having no sense of when to quit, I've just started O RLY? and 4chan.

Also up in section on Kuro5hin.

I have started on my Whitby April 2003 pics. Only two and a half years late! Thursday is up now. (Same shots that were on velvet.net for two years, but these versions are larger.)