Bored bored.

Last night I half-assembled an Ikea chest of drawers. It's going to be quite nice.

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Work is dull and so am I and so is this post. #uncyclopedia last night were trying very hard to convince themselves these (NSFW) were fakes; if so, then potatochops have started including razor burn.

I sorta feel like Dead & Buried on Friday, but don't want to go on my own. Anyone wanna come on a tradgoth date?

Britney and Paris market new line of designer-label merkins.

HOLLYWOODLAND, The Weekend That Never Ends (U! News) — Britney Spears has teamed up with Paris Hilton to produce a new line in designer-label pubic wigs. The range was released to an enthusiastic crowd of paparazzi outside the Viper Room on Saturday night and marketed through celebrity blogs across teh intarweb.

( Read more ... though not at work )

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