I'm sick of all the stiffs, I'm sick of all the dips.

• Best airport security experience evar (courtesy orbasm).

• What to do when your bank won't pay back your charges. (Warning: Daily Mail.)

• Andre The Giant: greatest drunkard of all time.

• Microsoft spin on Gutmann's scathing analysis of Windows Vista.

I feel tired and cold and crappy, and there's a metric fuckton of stuff still to do at home. So I shall not be doing B-Movie tonight, I fear, even though there were a zillion people I wanted to see. Bah! NEXT MONTH!

Most of the big stuff is disassembled. There's only the glass-fronted shelf in the dining room that HAS to be taken to bits and another set of shelves that should be. The bedroom needs boxing as well. I've booked a hire car again (Roger, we may not need your car, but your lifting abilities may be useful on Sunday) and the movers are coming Saturday morning. We should be in the new house by Saturday evening and moving last bits over the coming week.

Next Wednesday we get new ISDN. w00t! I certainly hope we get DSL before I go on call next Sunday ...

Now I need to go do my judging on the Uncyclopedia Poo Lit Surprise ...