Suddenly everybody rates me.

I have disassembled two sets of Ikea shelves. I have just had a triple vodka and lemonade. Tomorrow we move a pile of shite.

Aspiring helpers this weekend eyeliner297, secretlondon, Roger Burton West, ANY OTHERS PLEASE! — call or text me on my mobile (07733 223 584, the number the whole world knows) and let me know when you'll be arriving and where. I will not have email from early tomorrow morning. I will probably not get comments on this post until Monday morning at work.

Current plan: movers come 11am, I get picked up with rental car around 11am, Liz accepts mattress from Tesco Direct some time tomorrow; movers take big stuff, I and helpers take boxes, other helpers pack stuff under supervision.

(In the meantime, our boiler has died again. We are officially free of our lease as of next week, because the alternative for the landlard was fixing the boiler for our remaining weeks. MuWAhahahaha.)