Talk is cheap.

• UK Prime Minister's Office petition: OpenDocument FTW. Go sign.

• Geek Scrapheap Challenge, Pembury Tavern, Saturday 24th March, 1pm-8pm.

• Tallulahs Classical Nude Poses. One for photographers and models to learn by heart.

• How about a nice big cup of polonium.

• Blackjack's Law. Violators will be whacked upside the head with the DSM-IV.

• Tony Wilson has cancer, but he loves the NHS.

Today I wandered down to Homebase. It's now within walking distance. (I am so doomed.) I got a radiator tap and a satellite extension cable, so we are now running the Sky box in the telly room from the dish connection in the front bedroom.

The contents of arkady's flat are booked to be moved in early Saturday afternoon. I'll probably break up the record pallet while our rather wonderful removals guys are loading up, and shift them on a weekday evening or next weekend — 440kg is only two or three estate car loads. Then we shall have VINYL!