AKA the human flame.

Freda has discovered colic! I am in fact dead; I have been reanimated through a DTI-sponsored zombification process involving the replacement of the blood stream with caffeine. Yesterday's events could have been resolved effortlessly with several decent cups o' brew.

Work today involves a Java WebStart application that fails with different errors depending which PC it's run from and which web directory one goes to to start the app. The sooner this rubbish is open sourced, the happier I'll be — programmers may love Java, but the commercial sysadmins stuck with herding it do not.