Stop apologising for the things you've never done.

• I'm sure this was written by BOFHs trolling for suckers.

• Your new sample library.

• Only straight girls wear pants, even in the face of all good sense.

hazyjayne's soirée was the sort of party I remember from Perth: cultured people in summer clothes guzzling alcohol in the heat and talking drunken rubbish. Sarah has one of the exceedingly few UK-resident copies of Clag's Manufacturing Resent (courtesy kineticfactory, of course). She said our card was the best birthday card she's ever gotten. damerell, what was that blackberry beer? A fruit beer that actually tastes like beer with a touch of fruit rather than fruit with a touch of beer.

I am cursed with on-call as of 6pm Friday, so no B-Movie for me. Might try Blood And Velvet next Friday. Daytime visitors next week are most welcome.