Stop apologising for the things you've never done.

[reddragdiva]

• I'm sure this was written by BOFHs trolling for suckers.

• Your new sample library.

• Only straight girls wear pants, even in the face of all good sense.

hazyjayne's soirée was the sort of party I remember from Perth: cultured people in summer clothes guzzling alcohol in the heat and talking drunken rubbish. Sarah has one of the exceedingly few UK-resident copies of Clag's Manufacturing Resent (courtesy kineticfactory, of course). She said our card was the best birthday card she's ever gotten. damerell, what was that blackberry beer? A fruit beer that actually tastes like beer with a touch of fruit rather than fruit with a touch of beer.

I am cursed with on-call as of 6pm Friday, so no B-Movie for me. Might try Blood And Velvet next Friday. Daytime visitors next week are most welcome.

Comments

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

That looks like a badly designed sanitary towel that has become glued on in an unfortunate way.

Straight girls are not the only ones who wear pants. I was wearing pants until 10pm.

[reddragdiva]

PERVERT!!

[xlerb.livejournal.com]

Um. I can hope that that's just humor, and that people don't *really* put that much effort into discerning the nature of a woman's underpants under her [en_US]pants, nor that they then abandon decorum if they don't see anything.

I mean, on the one hand I expect arbitrary amounts of craziness from people, but really, OMGWTF.

[kits-the-dm.livejournal.com]

Dude, I wear pants.
Hell, I would wear any pants for lurve, but I wouldn't wear *those*
Even were I a chicka, I'd rather just go pantsless than wear those. (And you know my stance on pantslessness)

[severina-242.livejournal.com]

What the fucking hell! For sweet jebuses sake, what the hell do people have against the visable panty line? Frankly if someone is checking out my rear that closely, they can fucking deal with the fact that I have underwear on! Yes *underwear*, sensible, comfortable underwear that prevent any pink bits from being rubbed the wrong way. I don't wear undies for the viewing public, I wear em for me!

On the other hand, I'd like it if Paris and Britney slapped that over their sad, worn out looking minges. I mean I know you get some saggage of the gentials as you get older, but Paris' array looks like it's been waxed a thousand times and has become loose and wrinkly like an elephant skin with a little whithered pink tongue hanging out......

[one-serious-cat.livejournal.com]

Effing Mail! Is Alice Smellie even a real person? (Well, probably, I just wanted to say that.)

Point 1)

[wechsler.livejournal.com]

ARGHOMGWTF?!? What the hell's he on?!? How about adding "PS, following thia advice will get you fired" to the end of the article?

By my estimates he's got about a week before the IT industry puts out a hit on him.

Re: Point 1)

[wechsler.livejournal.com]

Erm, 'she/her' apparently. If she's a staffer, I can imagine their in-house dept having a few words to say to her.

[damerell.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I was drunk. Sarah might...