Now I know the lie.

• For the Scientologist in your life. (courtesy greylock)

• Not just like writing TRS-80 BASIC, but apparently implemented in it.

• Dot-com 2.0 inaction.

• World's coolest unicycle.

• More gay and yet more gay. (Freda loved these.)

Profoundly bored and rather ill. And at work. I was off Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but being on-call merely requires VPN access and the ability to instantly go from asleep to perfect telephone voice.

I have all but run out of intarwebs.

Freda's two bottom front teeth are almost through at sodding last! So she's calmed down nicely. Next are the front two, then the canines.

Bed? Why, yes.

Warm leatherette.

• Religious experience generating helmet. Easy, convenient God!

Volunteer spyware! InGimp is a version of Gimp 2.2 with instrumentation, being run by HCI at the University of Waterloo to gather data for how to improve open source user interfaces in general. Available for Windows, Linux and Intel Mac. The Windows version picked up my Gimp preferences properly. The first startup was really slow, but normal thereafter. If you use Gimp but would like it to suck less in future, you may wish to contribute your way of working.

Gimp 2.4 is nearly out — 2.4.0rc3 is in Ubuntu Gutsy, and it's already much nicer than 2.2. So I hope they'll instrument that as soon as there's a release.