What have I done to deserve this?

• I understand this was an internal production for amusement purposes. It's the suit that gets me.

• Learn to draw.

• Is there anything BitTorrent can't do?

I'm feeling a lot better today — coughing up gobbets of slime in the morning, but on track for B-Movie on Friday and gin and whores on Saturday. So!

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And I don't expect anyone will, but if anyone has a Fuji F30 or F31 I could borrow, I would be most grateful.

Our washing machine has just broken, literally two weeks out of full warranty. I am deeply unimpressed.