Put a little love in your heart.

• There are two other Australians on my team at work, and we enjoy confusing the locals with phrases like "cone of silence".

• David Sleaze, Punk Magician.

• Calculus Fail.

I'm home today and missing out on what started as an apparently straightforward Apache server setup. Their initial request may as well have ended "and a pony." Further "clarifications" so far have added a long neck, two humps — no, make that three — and stripes. Yesterday morning I installed the propeller. A pony designed by four-year-olds on Red Dye No. 1. Don't feed sugar to developers.

Reading LiveJournal feels like work. My journal bores even me. "I went to work. Then I came home and played with my baby daughter, who has achieved X trivial stage of development and I am SO PROUD." I shall have to include more hot smut and so forth. Anyone got any? Getting some cock lately, which is nice.