From the Sports Desk.

LoudTwitter didn't work. Any magic I have to do that isn't just going through the setup?

• 10/05/08 12:36: Posts are 3 standalone short paras I vaguely recall from the past week, so Twitter actually looks the right way to do this. LJ daily at 6am.
• 10/05/08 16:09: freda is hot and bored and fractious. When the sun abates we'll take her outside.
• 10/05/08 16:11: freda is fascinated by moving greenery. wind on her face always makes her smile.
• 10/05/08 17:01: Backyard w/Freda. Picnic blanket. Wifi! F is AMAZED. Clinging to Daddy but looking all round. BIG GRINS! I could get used to this myself ...
• 10/05/08 17:01: ... this summer. Must learn to count characters.
• 10/05/08 17:21: Madam is not here for us, just HAPPENS to be here. Liz is out too w/wifi as well! A has new BIG BOOTS, full Lara Croft. F is DELIGHTED!
• 11/05/08 01:27: oh ghod. I have to be up at 8am. Baptism at 10am. Freda is a mini-me, i.e. exhausting. zzzzzzzzzz.

Smi-i-ite the unbeliever.

We (me, Freda, arkady, redcountess, mirrorshard, neonchameleon) are off to the Pembury shortly to celebrate Arkady's baptism. (The church did not catch fire as I entered.) See you there.

A crackin' fine pair of nerd girl boobs.

I have been reading both the best and worst web comics. arkady has long said she could draw one if someone wrote one, and I've read Your Webcomic Is Bad And You Should Feel Bad and TV Tropes so much that storylines are starting to run through my head.

So. How to make a GODDAMN FORTUNE on the web from PURE EVIL: push EMOTIONAL FETISH PORN.

• Transgender wish fulfilment. Characters randomly switching gender and having sex. The Wotch does this with the drawing skills of a child. Who can't draw. They ruthlessly plunder the wallets of their hapless devotees. And it's not even porn!

• Furry porn. Arkady has already considered this. She has a massive advantage over most furry artists by knowing a damn thing about anatomy and perspective.

• Furry transgender wish fulfilment porn. The "plot" should be Mills and Boon level soap opera. Just enough to make the hopelessly exploited and addicted fans feel it's not evil to follow avidly. Emotional wank fodder. DONATIONS NEEDED! HELP US KEEP UP THE SCHEDULE!

• Furry transgender wish fulfilment gamer porn. This might be pushing it.

How will we sleep at night? On a huge, soft, comfy pile of MONEY.

It's probably less evil than starting a cult, which she has also considered. I've told her often enough that she won't be happy until she's running her own church, and today's service only reinforced this.