Pretty vacant.

• Why abortion needs to be legal. Spread this link.

• The unexpected burdens of being Microsoft.

• Dianetics could help you with this. It'd certainly repel thieves.

• The seven basic blog posts. I could just put numbers here instead of forming actual text.

• The SNL home economics plan! And spare a thought for those poor City traders.

Today I tidied and vacuumed the front bedroom for the first time since, er, we moved in ... last February. The carpet was fantastically well-preserved under the layer of dust. The stairs are no longer slippery and I no longer get an asthma attack going up and down them. Er, good!