Life on Mars.

• steer is so dead.

seph_hazard wants her Etsy shop plugged. So there you go.

I have had a spectacularly good evening with the filthy perverts. Took lots of photos and talked rubbish with people. The plenary is in six hours. Oh Ghod.

It's so quiet here. There's no insect noises. Only a generator hum.

We will destroy.

• NotN: "They don't call it the Jesus Phone for nothing."

First day of workshops has been excellent. I got up at 9am (after going to sleep at 4am) and was actually awake for the opening plenary. Green tea is my new form of crack. mirrorshard's Queer Shakespeare workshop was most amusing — entirely composed of innuendo and dick and bum jokes.

Shower then disco. No money, so I'll see how I go relatively sober. Party on! \m/