We'll be shipbuilding.

• Small justice. And please give so that they may grow.

• WHAT? SPEAK UP!

• Gadget of the week.

• NotN by the ton: distraction, a modest proposal, phoning it in, smoking aversion, Mandy, Robo-Commissioner, taser sheep, Benedict opens his mouth in public again, bail out the small ones. Most NotN Google hits are for "danielle lloyd sex tape" or combinations thereof.

Still alive. Poor. Haven't been out much. Still only skimming LJ. Nice lunch with nyecamden yesterday, more later.

House rebuilding and slowly demolishing the European Pants Mountain. We ultimately want to fully clear the front room.

I wore my frilly knickers Thursday because of no other clean underwear. A sort of accidental perversion. Lace imprints on my balls. Ow.

"Anklebiter" is not just an expression. Freda actually bites arkady's ankles.