Woke up this mornin', went "oh shit."

• Petition to ban the misuse of the word "unlimited" in advertising. Go sign.

• Terrible early versions of great movies.

• Real life recreations of art.

• NotN: Science reveals evolutionary origins of gender stereotypes; Alan Greenspan "whoops lol sorry". Tell your friends!

The girls are not landing on us at 11am tomorrow after all. No, they're arriving tonight around 1-2am. That was going to be 11pm, but yellowrocket and oldson were stuck in traffic. AIEEE. Thankfully we have largely rebuilt the front room and spare room, so the teenager with the cracked ankle has room to sleep downstairs. And the front room door now shuts. And it's got a computer in it for her to amuse herself on. And it's not Saturday today, as I thought when I woke up, but Friday — you lose track of time when you're sick in bed for two weeks. Aaand exhale.

I found my box of my favourite books from Australia, which is most pleasing, and a large box of CDs I haven't ripped to FLAC yet.

By crikey I'm going to need that evening at Vagabonds tomorrow night. Who's going? I am dateless, as nyecamden is off in Scotland with his other blokie — anyone after a bit of fluff for their arm?