Don't care if I break a law. I want more and more and more and more and more.

• Political pulp fiction. Read it all. Brilliant.

• The Vet Who Did Not Vet.

• The deeply tasteless Ian Curtis Memorial Lamp.

• NotN: Sweet white young Republican volunteer attacked by large scary colored person, gets a "B" for effort. This story isn't much in the media here, but is huge in the US.

Teenagers arrived safely for the weekend, the house is looking its best ever and I slept like a log.

I am all ready for Vagabonds tonight and will have the magic camera with me. w00t!