Phantom tracks.

• Official No. 10 petition regarding the scurvy works of Carter-Ruck. Please sign and spread.

• Amazing LED pocket watch.

• How not to advertise on the Internet. And more on the business model.

• NotN: Carter-Ruck successfully preserves Trafigura's online reputation; Sky blasts BBC over use of licence fees for television.

I have spent the last few days in bed ill, coughing up rancid slime and unable to speak. It's great fun! (may not be 100% true.) Two postponed interviews (still happeners, thankfully). I have read the entire Internet twice.