Your pretty face is going to Hell.

• Rocknerd: Rock video.

• Good Lord, a burst of NewsTechnica: Climategate scientists inexplicably cleared, Journalists back to core competencies as house prices do something, Activision releases Video Game Hero. And two more queued.

I am not out tonight with nyecamden and the Gay Perverts of Not Terribly Good Spelling; arkady's back was so painful she was crippled, so I'm at home being DAD-Dad, the superhero with the powers of a DAD. Washing done, kid played with and fed, older teenager fed with small amount of actual conversation as opposed to grunts, copious red wine drunk. Date Sunday night, we expect.

arkady yet again went out without Freda kicking off. You can start inviting her to things now.

IT'S TOO HOT. Why don't I move to a cool country? GRAH.