Golden boy.

• Fresh from their resounding success^{[citation needed]} with the Conservapedia Bible Project ... the Conservative Dictionary Project!

• I am keeping vast swathes of Google+ whining off here. But here's a summary.

Freda has started school! So far it's exhausting her. Good. Now I deeply understand parental dread of the holidays.

I have made the soundtrack for something to amuse Freda and annoy you. Forward it to your friends! Waiting on arkadyrose to draw an 8-bit parasaurolophus farting rainbows.

More Wikipedia obscurities: Manufactured Romance, Berlin Blondes. Manufactured Romance are actually surprisingly good pop-punk.

In an amazing occurrence, I plan to leave the house tonight and go to a party. See you there, perhaps.