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• MLK has nothing on glitchdrei.

nisaba is the finest human ever to breathe somewhat. I worship her bounteous beauty, her brilliant mind, her noble and loving soul, her sulky sultry looks and her luscious body. I don't just like her for her abilities to track down Gudang Garams, honest. Hell no.

The house is sort of shaping up. It would be a lot less of a mess if we had anywhere to put anything. But we're buying homewares at a fantastic rate. And oh fuck it's Christmas soon.

This morning I was paged at 5:30am. I ignored it as long as I could, though by the time I got to it at six the morning shift had arrived and had temporarily cleared the problem. One of our newsfeed providers has severely broken their feed. The alert's been going off all day, including from 9pm until 9:30pm this evening. Unfortunately, the monitoring application is constructed from cheese, string and popsticks. I think the relevant stored procedure has been suitably modified. I'm sure I'll find out tonight.