Ho-ho.

[reddragdiva]

It must be a willy, because all jokes are dick jokes, except the ones that are bum jokes. (Every tit joke I can think of is really a dick joke.)

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[arkady.livejournal.com]

Every tit joke I can think of is really a dick joke.

I'd ask you to explain, except I'm not sure I want to know the answer....

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

I second that.

[phelyan.livejournal.com]

?

[steer.livejournal.com]

There is a belly button joke but in fact it turns out to be a bum joke in the end. The second to last line is "and so the fairy unscrewed the little boy's belly button."

[reddragdiva]

I'm still waiting for someone to come up with a tit joke that isn't really a dick joke.

[steer.livejournal.com]

I'm still waiting for someone to come up with a tit joke that isn't really a dick joke.

Gunnery Sergeant quizzing private: "What's the difference between a Halifax and a Bristol?" (from Carry On England -- I'm sure you can supply the punchline).

[Not funny but it is in no sense a dick joke.]

[zey.livejournal.com]

A breast walks into a bar. "Care for some lunch?" the barman asks. The breast replies, "Just a nibble."

[reddragdiva]

Pretty close. You get the prize.

[txxxpxx.livejournal.com]

But what about all the fart jokes & poo jokes & other bodily function jokes. Not to mention the three pieces of string joke.

No No No, there are more jokes under the sun, Son....or something like that.

Remind me, next time you're in town, that I need to tell you my woman on the tube breast joke. Its a visual thing so I can't tell it here.

;-)

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[reddragdiva]

Fart and poo jokes are bum jokes, as are most bodily function jokes. The three pieces of string joke is a pun and they're different.

I now REALLY WANT TO KNOW the woman on the tube breast joke!

[zillahgoth.livejournal.com]

Like your logic.

[reddragdiva]

I should have mentioned puns as well in the original post, of course - they're a third type.