Hold my heart daddy-o, it just won't go-o-o-o.

[reddragdiva]

I just survived Crassmas top-up shopping at Liverpool Street Station. I failed to find Lush, in the search for a smelly thing for arkady's daughter, but that's probably just as well, as I overheard two women talking about how one had waited in the queue there for half an hour and given up.

I did pass Claire's and see the w0rngest gift of the season: chrome play handcuffs. With little pink hearts stencilled onto them. £2.50. And remember, these are aimed at the young teenage girl market. No, I did not get them.

Comments

[incy.livejournal.com]

you did nto get the teenage girls, or you did nto get the handcuffs? :)

By the way Lush is int he alley way beside boots at Liverpool Street Station

[reddragdiva]

I don't go to Claire's for the teenage girls, no ;-p

[tals.livejournal.com]

Hey, the sooner you catch 'em the faster you can corrupt them ;-)

[reddragdiva]

I am well over going out with children, thank you!

I think I was before leaving teenagehood, actually ...

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

That icon reminds me of Amenadiel from Mike Carey's Lucifer.

[reddragdiva]

It's Biff Byford from Saxon. I did make one of Lucius Malfoy, but I've used my fifteen icons and need at least five more before I bother buying fifty.

[angharad.livejournal.com]

Oh, please! Luscious Malfoy is teh sexxor!
A poll, a poll!

[sweh.livejournal.com]

Last year at some card shop on Oxford Street I saw a Purple Ronnie "flogger". OK, the thing was so light and pathetic and would fall apart if ever used, but it was a flogger and branded with the same name used to advertise Ribena, greetings cards and other stuff - and has crappy poetry!

Yes, I did buy one for Tori :-)

[baljemmett.livejournal.com]

Vimto, the ever-popular anagram of vomit, surely?

[sweh.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, that's right. I tried to smash the memory out of my brain, and managed to forget whatever it was that Purple Ronnie was trying to advertise.

[arkady.livejournal.com]

No, I did not get them.

I should hope not!!

[reddragdiva]

Do I look suicidal?

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

Why not? :-P

*makes mental note*

[redcountess]

Claire's also carry hens' nights ephemera, that's how I was able to buy a garter for Rachel there.

[reddragdiva]

Spoil my horror for me, why don't you ;-*

[minigoth.livejournal.com]

Failed to find Lush? Was your nose not working properly, then? :)

[wechsler.livejournal.com]

Probably either shut down in defence or ran off screaming.

[beckyzoole.livejournal.com]

chrome play handcuffs. With little pink hearts stencilled onto them. £2.50. And remember, these are aimed at the young teenage girl market.

Reminds me of what I got my daughter for her 17th birthday: "My First Vibrator", a lovely slim Barbie-pink job with purple butterflies and hearts on it.

[reddragdiva]

Reminds me of Aubrey's bunny from Something Positive.