I’m that bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee.

[reddragdiva]

Prompted by steer: What is your super power? Your actual one, rather than what you'd like it to be.

Mine appears to be breast enhancement. Any small-breasted woman sleeping with me on a regular basis goes up a cup size or two. One went over the course of five years (starting age 25) from a large A to a D.

I must advertise this power more widely.

(With one exception, men sleeping with me appear to become straighter. Dammit!)

(Clarification: It does not make big ones bigger. Except one ex who went from DD to G. Whoops!)

Comments

[lothie.livejournal.com]

My boobs are big enough, guess I'll have to pass. ;)

[reddragdiva]

*sob*

[lothie.livejournal.com]

Well, okay, twist my boobarm why dontcha?

Sooo when are we gonna get together? I'm thinking it'll have to be a weeknight after class (I can take a train in) -- I'm booked up the weekend.

[reddragdiva]

One such time after class is probably correct. Being free for an evening at the pub depends on Liz's health, of course. So loose scheduling is good ;-)

[lothie.livejournal.com]

Yes'm! At your service.