I’m that bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee.

[reddragdiva]

Prompted by steer: What is your super power? Your actual one, rather than what you'd like it to be.

Mine appears to be breast enhancement. Any small-breasted woman sleeping with me on a regular basis goes up a cup size or two. One went over the course of five years (starting age 25) from a large A to a D.

I must advertise this power more widely.

(With one exception, men sleeping with me appear to become straighter. Dammit!)

(Clarification: It does not make big ones bigger. Except one ex who went from DD to G. Whoops!)

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[kalinichta.livejournal.com]

Oi, that's my superpower, too! Except my retention is centered mostly around pop culture.

I can tell you everything about movies I've never seen. I can name 90% of people who recorded music in the 1980s. Etc.