For in my life she plays a starring part.

[reddragdiva]

A meme to feed my ego. "Post a false memory of me. It can be anything you want, so long as it never happened. Then post this to your journal. See what people don't remember about you."

Comments

[mangosteen]

So, yeah, they managed to graft it back on afterwards.
No thanks to you.

[reddragdiva]

I told you not to taunt Happy Fun Ball. RTFM!

[bellaantimatter.livejournal.com]

I'll be 'round to pick up the furs next week sometime.

[reddragdiva]

I must remind you it's only technically "yiffing" if both furs are male.

[wednesday]

Even if they ejaculate?

[reddragdiva]

I'm so glad this is fictional.

With apologies to Scott Adams

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Y-y-y...y'yes Mr. Ga-

It's Bill. I'm Bill to all of my colleagues.

Yes . It won't happen again. Encarta is and always will be right.

Encarta is the definitive reference. Wikipædia is spelled with an 'e'. And. Always. Has. Been.

And always will be.

You know what to do.

...

Well?

Change it -

Correct it.

Correct it. On their website. On every page. On their servers. In the server logs. In the documentation. On every single windows machine that has ever cached a page from Wikipedia.

And?



In our booth at Comdex.

Re: With apologies to Scott Adams

[reddragdiva]

The Microsoft Memo.

[ewx.livejournal.com]

You still haven't paid up on that bet we made just before storming the Iranian embassy.

[wednesday]

Miffy looks so nice in the little booties you knitted for her, and the Haros are delighted by their tiny hammock. Thank you!

We should go and see the Heffalump film when it comes out. I know how much you liked the last few Disney Pooh movies.

false but

[webcowgirl.livejournal.com]

I remember that time you took me home from B-Movie. Mmmm. My friends are still jealous.

Re: false but

[reddragdiva]

I don't see why. It's not like I'd ever put out.

[clanwilliam.livejournal.com]

I remember the day I met you. Sober young man, in a pinstriped suit, carefully chosen tie and you leaned forward, over your sparkling mineral water and confided: "What I really wanted to be was a chartered accountant."

[reddragdiva]

Indeed. I certainly wasn't talking to your breasts in the process either.

[zotz]

You chasing Eldritch down the road with a cattleprod after he'd chucked you out of the Sisters for refusing to learn ukelele for the George Formby medley he wanted to finish the Albert Hall show with. Still, persuading that Hussey bloke to apply for the job turned out to be more than adequate revenge.

[reddragdiva]

At least I managed a hit afterwards with "Anarchy in Timperley" and a regular feature in Oink!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

One night you said, "I could never get drunk enough to make out with Maggie Thatcher." Then the next night you proved yourself wrong. Too bad about the dentata, though.

[reddragdiva]

Indeed, her dick will never be the same.

*chomp*

[ozjester.livejournal.com]

The time we were both dating the Hilton sisters and they could never tell us apart. It was fun, until one night they asked me to do that kinky thing with the cattleprod and the hamster you had done with them the night before and I couldn't remember where the cattleprod was kept....

[arkady.livejournal.com]

Oh, so that's where it went to!

You two are so cleaning that thing before I use it on the zombie servants again.

[reddragdiva]

*pssssst* those are the sisters. You needn't bother.

[arkady.livejournal.com]

Well, that explains the two blonde coatracks in the hallway then. But I'm dying to hear your explanation for the redhead in the bathroom. And the brunette in the bedroom has got to go.

And if those two furs are still at it in the kitchen when I get back you'll have some serious explaining to do, young man! And you can clean it up, because the maid just quit again. I swear, one just can't get decent help these days....

[reddragdiva]

What can I say? My life is filled with redheads (or former ones).

I think it's Paris encouraging the f*rs. Skanky ho'.

And the brunette certainly does.

[arkady.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. Dumped by LJ. But then again, I did do it to you first (http://www.livejournal.com/users/arkady/367846.html)...!

;-P

[reddragdiva]

That was March 21st ... so, about five and a half weeks later ...