With the devil in my bed and the devil in this bottle.

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Not that I meme. But as it's Commercialisation of Romance day: you wake up next to me. To your right is me, to your left is the bedside table (with all the things one might want to find therein), ahead of you is the door, behind you is the window. What's your first thought? Your second and third?

Update: Yes, the coffee will be about fifteen minutes!